david cook ruined my life

this is more of a life-damaging than a life-ruining situation. but, i mean. i hate beanies. 99 times out of a hundred, they make people (dudes, mostly) look like tools. and the 1 time out of 100 they don’t, it’s because it’s fucking snowing cats and dogs penguins and polar bears(?) and it’s more important to not freeze to death than to look awesome, and therefore dumb hats are excused.

but dave? it’s may. there is no reason for that dumb-ass beanie. and baby, i love you, you know i do, and that’s why i hope you realize that dudes who are concerned about hair loss should not wear hats because it will only make it worse. i mean, i’m not saying…i’m just saying.

so whatever, the point is? fuck those beanies. and fuck if i don’t want to leap through the screen and tackle him anyway. *shakes fist at him, weakly*

life? ruined.