david cook ruined my life

seriously? SERIOUSLY? david fucking cook. neal fucking tiemann. WHAT are you dudes trying to do to me? i. okay. i am into dudes touching other dudes and making out with other dudes and all of those good things. actual gay, stagegay, bromance, slash, hoyay, whatever, i am down. but, like, i know you guys like girls. i try not to generally make a fuss about your glorious guy love (at least not out loud), because it’s friendship and it’s lovely and i respect that, and far be it from me to ever imply that it’s something it’s not.

but looking like that, boys? NOT HELPING ME. david, dude. YOUR FACE. CONTROL IT.

brb, dying.

(RUINED.)