david cook ruined my life

ok, so. a normal person sees this and goes “wow, that’s hot.” (or, if you don’t like david cook, you go “ew.” or if you’ve never heard of him, you probably go “who the fuck is david cook?”)

me, though? i am one hot second away from jumping on the train to times square so i can…i don’t know. stand under it? take a picture even though there clearly is ALREADY A PICTURE AT WHICH I AM LOOKING, LIKE, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT?

RUUUUUUUINED.

(it’s only like a 15-minute train ride, tho. i could totally go. it wouldn’t be THAT lame, right? uh…RIGHT?! dammit.)

edit: also, omg. how did i never notice this? in the photo on the left (well, in reality on the right, but OUR left) it totally looks like he has on mouse ears! HIDDEN MICKEY!