david cook ruined my life |
it's just what he does. |
this is not a clever post or a funny post. somehow i don’t think you’ll mind.
UNF.
UNF.
UNF!
his ARMS, yo. holy mother of all things masturbatory. i want to climb him like a fucking tree.
and no arms here, but who cares?
stick a fork in me. i’m done. finito. kaput. RUINED.
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drool. i. fucking. DARE. you.