david cook ruined my life

david cook. we have to talk. it’s about your eliza dushku…thing.

STALKING IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME YOU?

so, ok. i’m basing this on my [extremely, wildly] limited knowledge of his life and vaguely assuming he doesn’t actually know her? so he starts following her on twitter, and that’s adorable. and he tweets at/about her once or twice. aw! then he adds some pancake joint she’s always talking about. getting kind of creepy, dude. but okay, well…whatever, maybe those red velvet pancakes just got him excited.

then yesterday, he opined: “@elizadushku likes the celtics. I smiled a little…” and i’m like “wtf? that sounds like something i would say about him! ‘@thedavidcook likes fall out boy. i smiled a little…’” [note: i just made that up] i think i tweeted something like “dude, @elizadushku is @thedavidcook’s david cook!” and i sort of shook my head and smiled indulgently.

so last night i went out to a concert and my phone died, so i missed this:

and this!

wtf?! it WORKED? his creepy fanboy stalking WORKED! and instead of being all “omg, bb, how so lame?” i wanted to give him a high five. ruuuuuuuuined.

[also, just putting this out there: considering the women he usually seems to go for (and isn’t his taste hilariously appalling for a dude who is like ridiculously close to perfect?), i’d say if he has to stalk someone, ms. dushku is a huge step up. too bad about her ginormous boyfriend.]

[also also, i am aware of the irony of a ridiculous fangirl such as myself calling dave’s behavior “stalking,” i promise. heh.]